The Road is a great book, and not as bleak as first impressions would have you believe.

i fuck small animals

What's with the Peaches pic?

I really love your sig :3
Also nice to see you frontpage post once XD

weird banner for a music maker.

Glad your back, seems like you never gone. Just one thing leave the muffin/cupcake tentacle erotic to ZONE-SAMA, okay XD.

Lovely drawing.

Can I be your friend???

Added on PSN, I don't have TF2 on PS3 but I'm sure there are other games you like :-)

I fuck small animals' intestines

i was drawn in by the word tentacle

When it comes to sci-fi, you already know I'm going to rerecommend to you Ender's Game.

Have you seen that Kerrigan movie by LegendaryFrog about muffins? Your drawing provides an interesting concept of what they could do to her...

You have an impressive profile!
And a cupcake?
Don't mind if I do!

i fucked your mom :3

Haiii! ^_\/\/

Guess what? I'm not emo anymore! :3

Also, my birthday's tomorrow!

Oh btw. I wanna be friends with you :3
Having friends is always fun :3

I wasn't aware that there were furries on NG...who let you in?

I could play TF2 on 360 when I get mah X bawks back (Had to send it in >:(.

Ive never played on live with someone from Newgrounds before.

My gamer tag is "Heavymetalguy77". I can accept friend requests and messages via Xbox.com right now.

Well, I never bothered to add anyone elses G tags before. Either because I'm too lazy or just ignored them.

But yeah. It ought to be fun :3

I'm not viscous. Just addicted >_>

30+ hours as spy, not to mention all time for the other classes.

I have 20+ hours as Scout >_>

remem me?
im the guy who fucked u

If you play TF2, then you are made of win.

Though we all know the PC version is the best and you should totally get it. :D

Yay, I is be on your list =D

yo you gotta get TF2 on PC it is infinitely better. i bet i can out scout you :D

I wish I could play Tf2 >:C

why are this tentacle muffins green? *O*

nice pick-your rank is also pretty good- must have good comment strength.

SPace, scouts dont stand againts heavys, like me. ^^

>_< Either you need to ge the PC version of TF2 or I need to get either the PS3 or 360 version. You seem like the kind of person i'd like to shoot.

Err, in TF2. I would never shoot at you in real life! Well, probably not, anyways.

omgosh! i recognize the characters in your banner! XD haha furries

What happened to the pic, that made me smile when i looked at it?

I'm not sure what brought me here, the tentacles the muffins or the cute little pic... I don't know.

btw... as I've never see this place before, is it a forum for people who fuck small animals or do I need to keep looking?

aawwww

Oh, I see.
You have nothing to be shy of, from what ive seen.
(i dont even know if i make any sence anymore)

Dont know you much but i allready think you have a great personality, hah.

Well i guess I know why they say that.

.
.
I just noticed that all the comments here where made in 1 day, i guess you must be quite popular,

Anyways its 1am here so...GoodNight,

Now that my cache has been reset, I can finally appreciate the User Image/Banner combination you have there. And in all honesty, <compliment> it's nearly as cute as you are... </compliment>

Watch my own page, as I attempt such combinations!

Hey, what website did you get all the pictures of the squirrel girl?

.____________________________________
________. ok tentacle muffins have fun with that

Hey there. that is an impressive list of friends and very cool pic.So...how's the internship going? Hard enough for you?hehe. I hope those dicks aren't bothering you to much. You handled them well enough anyway. So see you around I suppose.
BTW awesome muffins. The purple glow makes them look radioactive.

Jesus you're boring.

And if you were of any bit of significance to TF2 on the 360, I would've heard about you by now.

That's some beautiful pictures you have here today. :3

I wonder why so many people try to pick fights with you >.< It seems so unfair since you always have such a cheery attitude. I think they're just jealous that not every one is as miserable as they are. pathetic ;P

where am i on this list? lol joking, im just that random guy that eventually comments on everyone's pages while trying to spread joy and laughter (which sometimes turns on me making me look like the funny one) but yeah still that guy as well as everyone else that comments.

i just might have to take you up on that offer lol, and check mine out sometime im still a little edgy about my decision (my account blog explains more) and thanks.

when i asked i personally don't think it was nice so let me rephrase that. "would you be as so kind enough to look at my blog please and thankyou?"

I got no friends, I am a lone wolf, thats what makes me so badass and hardcore and shit.

FUCK YOU

holy crap tentacle muffins! Can I have one?
Also your sig is awesome.

It's mah berfdai! :3

Sea slugs are scum sucking invertebrae. Land slugs are slimy mollusc-brained cabbage eaters. But you are nothing. You are the human equivalent of a broken lava-lamp. Repulsive, doesn't work, 30 years behind the times, and full of oily slime. Your breathtaking arrogance is only matched by your uncanny ability to be utterly clueless as to what other people think about you. And make no mistake, they think about you. Constantly. Your actions are as opportunistic and as repulsive as maggots. Your disgusting loathsome habits clearly know no bounds. Your mere existence has for me offered proof there is no God, no hope, no justice and the most miserable future for humankind. I have seen you walking along a footpath, one of your horribly fascinating activities. You count the cement squares don't you. You even on occasion try and avoid standing on the cracks. How can someone so stupid still remember to breathe? Or are you an automaton sent by an evil foreign, or alien, power, to destroy civilisation as we know it? All this, perhaps, would not be so damningly despairing were it not for the fact that I know what you do after you have picked your nose. Perhaps the less said the better, as other people, who still might have hope, could someday read this inadvertently. You snot-snivelled slimed sluptitious stool. Do you not have any reckoning of the ugliness you have wrought on the world? I have seen more convivial things than you wrapped up in newspaper in overfull bins at the fishmarkets. I have tried, but clearly, I have failed. I must stand firm to the realisation that mere words cannot express my utmost and profound contempt and loathing for your person, your being and your existence. You are a blight against nature. This is something that I have grown to despise quite malevolently. Your bigoted words, and your damnable actions make me sick to my stomach. I find it comedic that you are spouting this crap here, and I find it sickening that younger children might see this... There is a good saying that I am thinking of, "If you don't have something nice to say, then don't say anything at all!" Otherwise, I rather felt like that I needed to put in my two cents here. Oh, and I find it funny that you comeback with very crappy insults. You sir are a stupid dumbshit who doesn't deserve a dick. Unless you are a girl then you don't desrve your pussy. Please go replace your pancreas with a bowling ball and skydive into into man-eating animal infested waters wherin you survive without a dick without a sphincter without an ear or even your nutsack or thread a needle with a string dipper in saltwater through your balls then put the same exact string in your eyeball where it will mold and cause you to go blind. So then you will need a seeing eyedog named butch who will chew on your infected nutsack every day for the rest of your life. Then he will die xausing you to cry out of your blind eyes and you will be left helpless crying for your dead ball chewing dog in the street while you are mowed down by a guy in a powder blue prius and live in pain for exacly 666 minutes before you die finally exiling you to hell. THEN (no i am NOT done) satan's minions will chew out your kidneys and stuff them in your ass that doesn't have a sphincter then when you talk you will sound like al kheida and be pelted with rocks everywhere you go until you are hated enough to be let into the tenth chamber of hell where your immortal soul will burn for tens of hundreds of thousands of centuries without any shit breaks until you fucking explode and guts go everywhere and your wife (who is not missing you at all cause shes fucking your cousin steve) gets hit with your gay ass bowling ball pancreas and then your soul goes to super hell where they convert you to a cat fucking atheast with no liver and then they will torture you with your dead dog butch's soul and he will chew the remaing peices of your infected nutsack off untill he is forced to chew off his own infected nutsack and shove it down your throat so you choke and die again and go to supra hell (hell worse that super hell) and have your nuts replaced with hitlers nuts and then they send you back up to earth where you find a sign sticking out of your head that says i have hitlers nuts! and then when people read it they wil get their dogs to chew out your new balls and rip off your face and then you die and go to butch hell and 100000000000000000000 butch clones chew your balls for ever and ever and ever! Eventually one of the clones will eat your last bit of nutsack off and you will be crying from so much pain that they kick you out of Butch hell and send you back to Earth where you are forced live in an apartment with over 9000 gay people in New Jersey untill Richard Simmons breaks in your house through your toilet and forces you to do hours and hours of dancing to the oldies. And just when you think it's all over, Carrot Top comes over to do some prop comedy for you. Then, after breaking your leg, a giant koala bear breaks in through your window and chews the other off. Then you, laying there, legless Pedobear breaks in through your shower and pokes a hole in your cheek which he sticks his wang in until there's a huge meteor shower which rips through your body, and leaves you alive to feel nothing but pain and suffering. All other human beings are dead but yourself, and you can't move. Your only food comes from the occasional cockroach that climbs in through a hole in your cheek (that Pedobear made from poking you so much) and walks down close enough to your throat so you can swallow and the cum you got from Pedobear raping you. Then 30 years later, bunch of ass robot-pirate-bears come for you and start poking even more holes in your body 'till you bleed to death and go back to Butch hell where you belong

I have a friends list but it's from like last year December.

Thank you for adding me on your friends list. :3

You're lucky. I only have 3 friends on NG. Probably because I don't userpage surf that much.

Guess who wants to RAPE YOU?

Man, I've been buying all kinds of awesome shit today.
No, not that kind of shit. :P

Anyways, long story short, this is the best fucking birthday I've ever had. :3

well put. some people are so sad. but you can't sweat on the small stuff right? : P
Also I hope supersonicdude has a great b-day.

New post, by the way. ^_\/\/

You know, I should totally do something special for you in approximately twenty-nine days...

Y'know, you COULD make a thread about my birthday. It's not too late.

But only of you want to. ;3

If*

Aye. Twenty-nice days, love. Aren't you counting down? :P

Gah. Twenty-nine.*

And I only just noticed me on the list, hehe. :)

You forgot? Heck, it's being plastered over my MSN mail page now; there's no way for me to forget.

It's after midnight, so now it's twenty-eight days. I wonder what I should make for you...

I've yet to read "The Road"... horribly enough never heard of it until I saw the trailer for the movie. Though, the movie looks good, so I'll end up seeing it. Whether I actually pick up the book... we'll see. I still have to finish my Bernard Cornwell one that I just got. "Azincourt" its called, about the battle of Agincourt. Don't know why he changed the 'g' to a 'z' though.

Anyway, only reason I left a long comment is cause you get so many, and a little one would go by unnoticed. Have a good one ma'am.

YAY!
I feel special!

G'morning.

I forgot to mention, I responded to your comment on my post.

that muffin looks tasty but i think it would rip my face off if i tried to bite into it also, my ps3 network account is tysonizer hope to see you on sometime. and yeah i thought id drop in seeing how i haven't posted anything random for the last 2 days so see you around. and i love your cheery reactions to the dumbasses that hate you. i hope you stay cheery.

Yep, I know exactly what to get you in about twenty-seven days. Expect to wake up to something totally awesome that morning...

Also, since #2000 is coming up, are you going to do anything for it?

Hey! hows it going?

Fine i guess, doing stuff to lol.
Kinda tired tho, its ten to 1 AM here.

Nice To See You So Happy^^.
And I'm Sorry For Not Comment For Long Time.
Hahahaha.
And Sorry For My Bad English ^^.
Bye.

I'm bored and have a ton of friggin English to do! It shouldn't be legal to give out a whole packet of work + Vocab. essay in one night. :*(. Well I've better get to get back to it. see ya. >:O

whoops. double post. also I just read that extremely long insult post.(that was clearly a copypaste from some insult sit) and I have to say you better thank god that you don't have balls. you have to read it to get it. >:3

Skunks are black and white.

The squirrel is a squirrel.

I just did a Google search of colorful skunks.
They do not exist.

Squirrels.

BECAUSE. It gets extremely funny down the line. it includes Hitler's balls, a seeing I dog named butch, the 10th level of hell and Pedobear rape.lol At least read the second half.

Have you ever ate a Dorito with absolutely no seasoning on it? It tastes like cardboard.

Also I'm going to bed, g'nite.

Hmm.

I see your posts all the time and always think about commenting here, but I guess I never got around to do that.

How was your day today?

lol yes i have had that dorito before and i agree, also deadchick i sent you a friend invite on ps3 network :3

DON'T LAUGH AT ME D:

*Cries*

yayz muffinz

Yes. Dorito with no salt. And it was the limited edition dill pickle Doritos. Packaging error or whatever the correct technical term is. No fucking seasoning. Taste like CARDBOARD. I exchanged it for another bag. Same thing and even showed it to the cashier who was stunned just like I was. So I said "I think I'll give up. All of those bags have to be defective."

So yeah that was my experience with a Dorito with no seasoning.

what about me

Im still waititng for that picture you promied!

lol
I am british, thus I am awesome.

:D

leaving another random message... again...
and no one is on teh ps3 during teh day :(
seen you on once, but you left
and yeah i is just randomly leaving comments again....
feel free to punch godsgift2women if its getting annoying. :D

I never see you on anymore...I'm lonely 3=

I would like to be your friend, seeing as how I'm quite intrigued by your userpage and signature choice :D

MUFFINS?!?!
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

I'm communicating...through the INTERNET! =D

Well you might not know how to bake, but you sure can make an awesome looking muffin, also, glad to hear your back, good luck with Power of Three and all ^_^.

You didn't add me. :(

*scans list*

So having a baby isn't enough to get into your friends list? Sure is tough getting into VIP's nowadays.

Oh yeah, I finally got TF2!

WEEEEEEE.
Those muffens made me feel weird...
That, and I grew tentacles from my nose.

Can I have one? And can I use that pic? I need it for family shenanigans >:D

pluz?

I guessssssss

I met like everyone in Stickam anyway. ooo except jade. I met Jade i don't remember

Wait I mean I don't remember when I met Jade.

OH *slaps* I meant how. How I met Jade.

Caught in a major road bump, and because Keim has still not replied, I'm going to have to enlist in the help of an old friend. Also, I'm extremely sorry I haven't been able to finish the script. I have all the ideas in my head, but I never have the time to write them down...

Also, I'll be taking #100, if you don't mind.

Boo, I wanted #100 :(

Ah well, I'll take 101. Oh, and 102. They remind me of Disney movies. :3

Aww, your whistle's shinier than mine...

D:

bleh?

also I was responding to your response alllllllll the way up there ^^

omg im confused let's start over.

Hi, I'm Twilight and I enjoy sleeping, eating, animating, drawing, talking, walking and watching T.V. D: <<And that emote :D

How art thou?

Hi.

awwz i wanna be onz the listz

How are you?

I'm fine, though, I really miss you.

Actually uh...Nevermind.

<3's for all <.<

GOOD TO HEAR

We don't have a lot in common. We have nothing in common. Nothing.

I can survive a lot of shit.
I just hard to kill

Don't rightly know why not D:

I have long fingernails.

I like your art. Every time I see one of your posts your sig pic always catches my eye. Those muffins are funny too!

Sure! That would be awesome! Thanks! :D

Can I be your friend, please?

Ummmm....OK?

Damn those muffins made my ass itch, and left that distinctive taste of sushi on my tongue for a while.

Can be friend?

Also, what now?

Grant is my brother :3

Yeah, he is a special guy.

So I'm looking through here and I think "Hey, this place could use more of me", so I left this for you.

Enjoy. :3

And maybe this one, just for the #123

Lol, Jackson 5.

:O I'm telling.

I feel sad that I've been kick off the list :( :(

It must feel awesome to have hundreds of lonely, Internet guys drool all over you.

I can't verify that you were pretty in the first place, either.

PICS OR--Oh and OK I won't so so jealous.

Hundreds? Where do you get these numbers?

Ummm....Whats this gas?
I'm scared.
let me out!

Ah, I just realized something...

Are you able to change the names of the songs you submit? Because if you noticed, I did change the names of a few stages in the script...

Many apologies if this causes any conflict.

Hey, it's the buzzkill guy. Hundreds was an exaggeration.

See http://www.thefreedictionary.com/exag geration

Yeah, consider me a jerk for calling out the reality of your friends, just to see if you've known or even wondered that when you have pussy between your legs making friends across a LCD screen is a lot easier.

Even if that isn't the case just a theory few guys have had in their heads, did you really have to call me a jerk? Because that... that hurt my feelings. I guess you aren't as nice as you claim.

May I have some of that delicious muffin, please?

Then, may I be your friend? :3

Dudette, InnerChild, chill. We can all be friends here. There's no need to imply anything, or any need to rile people up. The main thing to avoid here is conflict, because conflict always ends up in bad situations, eh?

If you want, I can be your friend as well. I've got plenty of love to share around...

I'M BORED.

YOU'RE NEVER ON MSN </3

3'=

Oh sigh. Firemaker, I'm not looking for a fight. I don't feel provoke. You don't have to try to defend her. I guess it's tough to capture emotion through straight text.

By the way, my profile only tells lies. I'm no girl. How much of that love are you willing to share now?

Just as much, buddy. I don't care whether someone is male or female, I'll still be willing to be friends with them. And I'm still offering that love, if you'd like to partake in it. Just ask that guy who just posted above you, I often give him love in the form of deliciously flat... cake. But it's still friendly.

Indeed, there is much love, and cake.

However, I feel you two are invading this beautiful woman's (my beautiful woman <.<) blog with your conversations D:

Oh right, Friday is our makeup day.

With nachos <3

AND HEY, DID YOU CALL ME SIMPLE?

Is that bad? D:

I love you little sis!

Remember, it's your turn to take out the garbage tonight :)

Oh noes, tests? 3=

And lol, garbage day.

Don't get any on you, it'll ruin your pretty looks <.<

Well, it's your turn :)

And remember to clean out Hoppy's cage. I was supposed to do it, but I rather let you handle it :D

Stepbrotha?

Why don't I get to meet him?!

D:<

Alright, I'll meet him. Where is he?

Oh you meant that.

Well in that case I already met him X3

I wasn't pissed, just a little confused and a tad bit annoyed.

Lol, me go sleep now.

Goodnight <3

...And this is where I come in, getting a whole ton of new information, and getting my brain overloaded.

Eh, as usual, I'll stay back here, watching the situation(s) to make sure nothing bad happens out of something.

Fine, but that means you have to mop the kitchen :)

You told mom you wanted Hoppy, so clean his poo, and take him back to my room when you finish :D

Oh, he's above me?

In that case, sup dude

Antequinox. The day before the equinox. Remember that word, as many things have happened on that day. Including the realization of a hidden relative.

So, hello there Mister Industriel. Just know that I will be watching over all of you like a hawk. No... actually, I'll be watching over you all like Shameimaru.

zomg I have made an amazing discovery.

Pfft, equinox.

Solstice is where it's at :3

Nah, the Antequinox is the day before the equinox. The Fall equinox was on Tuesday, the 22nd. So, the Antequinox would be on Monday, the 21st.

Two days ago, basically.

Oh, don't worry, I trust your brother. It's just, like Miss Shameimaru would, I'm going to watch it closely because it is interesting, and nothing more. You should know that I like interesting things...

Ayayayaya....

Oh noes, people from the BBS are going to stalk me O_O

Thanks for telling everybody our secret sis! Now go clean my car!

(love ya!)

I don't get it...

Awww, I forgive you. Now come here and give your brother a big ol' hug :3

And remember to take your vitamins :P

Oh sister, even though you're much older, you're still my baby sister at heart :)

Now go catch some Z's! :3

Ooh, can I be next for hugs?

You already forgot the golden years of our childhood shenanagins? :'(

*tucks in*
Do you want Mr. Bear?

Sockpuppetry is abound.

I promised your brother I'd stop posting Catgirls on my page so we could be friends.

I did it all for you, you better thank me <.<

I DID IT IN THE NAME OF LOVE, FOR YOU <.<

I think your older brother doesn't like me :(

Both he and Matt want to stab me now :(

So wait, will any of this affect your bunny-girl suit idea for Halloween?

I'm still quite interested in that interesting attire...

I did it cause he said that me and him wouldn't get along, and he wouldn't let you near me X3

SORRY, BUT THERE'S NO WAY TO EDIT COMMENTS, AND I FORGOT TO PUT THAT IN D:

I guess this is what happens when you ignore a website for months on end... Tons of stuff happens that I can't keep track of!

All I can say right now is good luck to whatever it is you're doing. You always need a good luck charm, like a rabbit's foot to keep healthy!

Well, I want my future brother in law to like me.

Well...He will be, if you still luff me...Do you? :3

Lol yeah, I guess he thought I'd attack you with Catgirls :o

And yay! Good, now move in with me <.<

Lol just kidding, you can't do that yet >.>

I have no clue o.o

And I know D:

Well...Since the prices for owning property are much less here, you should move here and buy a skyscraper.

Yep, that's what you should do, totally >.>

I know you have lotsa work.

And...Well...I'm only about 5 minutes or so away from the city, so yeah...But you don't wanna move in there, you wanna move on the outskirts with me!

Cause there's too much violence in the city :3

Think about it this way. When you're with him, you'll be even closer to Glenside, where the NG office will be close in range.

Also there's the whole thing about being together, but close proximity to Glenside is a plus. A major plus...

Aww. D:

Well, in the city of course! You could go to work there each day, and come home to me :3

And hey, this place is sadly violent too...There's always something about assault on a person, or someone murdering another, or sadly, a deadly car crash 3=

But yeah, move in with me and you wont have to worry about any of that ^^

And yes FM, she can be with me, and meet Tom Fulp!

That would be awesome :3

i dont talk to you much because i got the distinct feeling you didnt want me to... so i stopped

That skyscraper guy makes me feel uneasy >_>

He better know how to make tres leches flavored cake, or else I'll strangle him with my bare hands for getting affectionate with you.

Oh, can you pick up my dry cleaning? I'd do it myself, but I got a very busy schedule :/

Hold on a moment. Matt, you're posting like he did... And Gracie, you're replying with that lightning fast speed again...

I don't know, is it possible to feel nostalgic after just a year and a half?

I have no idea what's going on in here, so it's time for a snack.

I dunno why you haven't heard about it X3

And well, I dunno where Glendale is, lol.

And don't worry, I'll ask my mother to teach me how to make that cake, so your brother doesn't strangle me :o

And no FM, I'm my own person, I'm twice as awesome as anyone you mentioned X3

Well, you should be, the east is awesome X3

Well that's what I'll ask her to teach me, she's a great cook :3

Yarly, Cause I'm far more affectionate and loving ^.^

And now I'm finished making and eating a ham sandwich. Awesome stuff, but now my stomach hurts...

It might be cold, but the cold is pretty!

And yes, I love Mexican food, and she makes some from time to time :3

DAMN RIGHT YOU SEE THAT :D

I'LL WARM YOU WITH MY LOVE, lol :3

Well, we don't make complicated stuff, usually burritos, a few nights ago we had enchilidas...And then theres my favorite...Homemade Fajitas...

We slice up some chicken/steak, then we use stuff from our vegetable garden :D

I need to learn how to make the fancy stuff though X3

That's the last straw. Not only does he plan on taking away my baby sister, but he can't even provide her with our cultures food.

I forbid you to speak to him until he can make tamales without burning the pork.

Oh yeah, folding them would be mega swell. Thanks sis! Love you!

I said I do know how to make stuff...

Stop being mean to me D:

DON'T LET HIM CONTROL YOU! D':

Besides, I bet he couldn't make MY culture's food <.<

And fine, I will, I'll make him that lemon cake WITH tamales baked into it! D:<

Listen pal, if you want to even hear from Grace, you better swear that you'll spoil here rotten.

Or I'll take you to 99th street, with a lead pipe.

(DAMMIT, NO EDIT BUTTON)

I didn't say you were mean, I said he was <.<

Pfft, I already plan to.

I'll treat her like a princess...No, a queen.

OF THE WORLD :D

Thanks for folding my clothes :)
Now can you pick up my baby from Daycare?

Skybolt, I'm gonna have a long talk with you durig wedding day.

A LONG TALK.

Queens aren't fat...I'm not talking about the queen of England, lol.

I mean like, when queens were still culturally relevant, when they were treated like they were at the top of the world.

That's how I'll treat you :D

Well, as long as the talk doesn't involve a lead pipe, then I'm okay with that.

I'm a good listener Mr. Oliviz (you do share her last name right?)

No, queens are also young.

STOP TRYING TO MAKE HIM EVEN MORE SUSPICIOUS OF ME, you're young and awesome k?

Seriously, I don't want your brother smacking me in the head with a tire iron on my wedding day D:

Damn, jokes on me (cause I got his last name wrong D:)

Wow...Off topic a bit, but we're basically filling up your comments section with our conversations :P

Oh well, I'd take the beating for you >.>

Yeah sorry, you know me, once I get involved in a conversation, it's hard for me to get out of it D:

Okay buddy, you asked for it. I will break you so hard you'll wish Grace was just another furry >:(

Be prepared to become a widow little sister.

By the way, it's Mr. Peralta. Now scram you little bastard >:(

I didn't even do anything wrong o.o

Stop freaking out.

BUT I DIDN'T.

And once again, I wasn't saying you were freaking out, I was saying he was for no logical reason.

Yes, this definitely looks like old times again...

Now, continue with what you were discussing, I'm getting a lot of info for my newspaper... er, I mean mental records.

Oh then...Sorry for getting angry at him...

I just really hate when people question my loyalty...

I is sowweh <3

Aww thankies :3

Well I gotta go to bed now, If you get on MSN tonight (it's friday over here) then I'll talk to you then.

Goodnight sweety, make sure your brother doesn't hurt me while I sleep, lol <3

*taps on Sky's shoulder holding a gunblade in other hand*
Me and my little friend here would like to talk.....

So now I'm freaking out........Sorry Grace, but "Matt" is gonna end up moving to Europe.

Yeah.....He's gonna go to Europe for a long time.

No, I'm not.

Calm down.

Aw.
But I wanna hurt someone!!! X3
*stamps foot*

Hehe. Who said anything about you?
*points gunblade at Sky*

Silence Josh!

Or should I tell everyone about that night when you tried to seduce me <.<

lol.

Fine!
Sexy times then!!

Shit, this place moves fast.

No.
Your just slow.

^talk about slow, lmfao^

I sorreh. :(

I r still sad cause your brother hates me for loving you D:

Well, after last night I suppose.

He was so hostile towards me :<

Sky! Shut up! I was bored and hyper then!
I am very very VERY stupid when bored and hyper.

I didn't mean you Josh.

I meant her brother D:

I don't think he had a bad day, he was nice to other people I think he just doesn't like me 3=

If Skybolt had half a mind, he would understand that it will never be easy giving up my little Grace. He can say all this lovey dovey stuff, but in the end, I will still love you the most :)

And yes Skybolt, I hate you.

Just got mah X bawks back :3

Heavymetalguy77 friend request inbound :O

If you had half a mind you'd stop trying to control her life <.<

hey your on :o good to see you again im getting online soon :| so yeah, thought id drop by seeing how i haven't had teh intrenets for over a week. and hopefully the trolls haven't gotten to you.

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

OH SHUT UP ALREADY!!!!
Although watching you two bitches fight is funny, its getting really annoying!
So, either sort out your problems, buy a can of harden the fuck up, or I'm gonn a go Sephiroth on your ass!!

Big veiny throbbing dicks. Also hi.

Lol, k Josh :3

I'll play you in team fortress 2 sometime, as soon as I figure out how to run it on my computer. I also added you on steam.

My amazing discovery is truly amazing.

Shitting out of the window and pissing out of the window are two different things. But that's not my amazing discovery. The Tourettes Guy beat me to that.

*Translation: I'll PM you, these infidels not must know of this amazing discovery!*

I'd add you on Steam, but then I'd just be ignoring you on another medium.

Glad that's over.

By the way, my anniversary is coming up, and I'm not sure what to cook. Do you think tacos de al pastor is anywhere near romantic?

http://cookingpeach.deviantart.com/jo urnal/27325517/

:P

That's an awesome muffin.

Dude... No kidding. I just finished The Road by McCarthy just two hours ago. I read it on a whim. I hadn't visited your page in awhile and so I did, and that's the first thing I saw. What a coincidence, amirite?!

Believe it or not, I think I'm getting The Orange Box soon. We should play some time. Also Castle Crashers if ya want.

And why am I not on your list?

:<

Also, trying to run TF2 on a laptop is very hard work.

Aye boyo, ya added two irishmen, good for you! So, are you an irishman too, ya play snakey wakey?

PC, because my xbox broke, but as soon as I get my xbox back, I shall rent the orange box and play with you, or if I can go to my friends to use his copy.

Starting TF2 for the first time as I type this. :D

<3 ?

Last time I checked she was Mexican :3

I'm thinking between tacos de al pastor or chicken alfredo, with flan as dessert.

Think you can help out your big brother?

*psst* Tell him to go with the flan, everyone loves that <.<

How would you compare the PC version to the console versions of TF2? I use to love the console one...until I played the PC I pretty much orgasmed

Found it. Didn't need you.

Thanks for helping me get achievements and whatnot last night. Twas fun. Let's play tonight. :3

While it is amusing, I demand a better description :3

Oh, and I have tommorow off, wanna play TF2 for a bit?

Tiny scrollbar :D

Oh, fuck. I just realised it's my birthday on the 7th :D

Can I be your friend? :p

250.

So chicken alfredo and flan it is.

.....I guess I've ran out of things to say. So I guess I'll PM you if I have any further questions in the future.

Love ya sis!

Good,you have come to the light side of playing valve games.

Hey! It's me again! :3

So, what's new?

I added you on steam :P

*puts ion cannon on everyone*
Nobody move, and stop argueing or i will blow this planet away.
skybolt, stop picking fights or i destroy us all.

*backstabs kanon1*
I never really was on your side.

*says with dieing breath*
traitor.... you will die with me....
*shoots alfie with a .357 magnum*
there.... is nothing left for me... the world must be destroyed....
*pushes button and ion cannon activates*
goodbye everyone....(diez)

Uhm...What the hell is going on? o.o

You play TF2? We shall fight each other/help each other one day! :D

I'd ignore you because I get 75kb/s where I live, and so am unable to ever play online.

*Commences sobbing*

Why do you keep ignoring meh?! D:

I also added you on xbox.

Damnit, sometimes I hate the internet.

Just because you are a girl does not mean you deserve 200+ comments.

Silly physics, she deserves every single one.

And even 500 more <.<

Happeh Birthday :3

HAPPEH BERFDAI <3 :3

Sorry if I'm late for it, I've been distracted by this game I bought the other day. >_<

Whoops, almost forgot.
BERFDAI HUGZ *hugs* :3

Happy birthday sis! To think that you were a tiny baby only 18 years ago :)

By the way, go grab your purse, because I'm taking you to Olive Garden!
(and if I ever see/hear that you're smoking any type of tobbacco/narcotic, I will not hesitate to tell mom :3)

HAPPEH BIRTHDAY! Now it's lega- I mean, I'm happy for you! :D
Out of all seriousness, happy birthday. Oh and say hi to peaches for me :P

Lets just hope they don't have their way with you. Oh, and I almost forgot:

*activates all ion cannons*
goodbye.

Happy Birthday! Many money, prosperity, luck, and sex!

Happy birthday. Go off to the bar now, get wasted, come home with some guy, and then wake up the next morning alone and scared :3

Or just..happeh berfdai :3

Why is everyone calling you a whore? D:

Because you are on Sky? :D :3

Sex meaning consensual SUPER EXCITING HAPPY UBER FUN SEXY TIME DESU.

There, no more loop holes.

CHRISTOPHER WALKEN!

Make a cock joke and win the internet!

Oh hey, you should really get TF2 for the PC. It's much better, and you get all of the weapon and hat updates.

how are you all still talking lolz, your all dead, unless... wait.... then that mea- means your all..... zombies..... >:o

Those muffins are almost as awesome as me. :3

Pfft, they're more awesome than him.

These are tentacle muffins.

HE'S A LAG MUFFIN, HE LAGS.

3=<

Are you really dead? *blink* *blink*

A lot of people are asking whether you are dead or not...

I'm beginning to think that this site has a few necrophiliacs around here...

Those muffins look AWESOME! they should make a plush of them, i would buy one

Howdy doodly. :3

I love masturbation.

and muffins

ViperMask is now Level 41!

WTF?! ViperMask is evolving!

Hmmmmm I wonder if I can misconstrue what you said. Just replace level with another word. Hmmm..

*teh ponder*

I sorreh, Gracie. :(

This is post #290...I feel so special.

Just wordplay.

I ment what if I took what you said (in this case "I want your level now") and turn it into something else. All I need to do is to change the word level to something else. :P

*Thinks* how about PINGAS? :P

Weren't there more comments here? O_O

You look pretty good for a deadchick, but I just thought you would be taller!

Oh hay, what's new?

Halloween's coming soon, are you ready?

I feel lazy this year, probably not gonna dress up.

Candy goes on sale on the 1st anyway, so I'll have my pik and choose of it then :9

Think I'm gonna get going now...oh, one more thing.

Number 300 is MIEN >:3

301
Happy Halloween

Green muffins you say?

Oh I don't think so...

I don't think so...

My personality shines through my looks.

But then again, It sort of oozes more than shines.

No one wants to hug me.

I can haz muffins?

Hey, long time no see!

Ah, it's about time you replied to all the things that have been left here!

I was beginning to wonder whether or not that old lightning speed of yours had completely gone away...

Cool story, bro.

You take the venom away from a snake. And what do you got.

Not what I was going for but alright.

I was gonna try a cock joke.

But you ruined it.

i was never really dead, also whats up? sorry i haven't posted much but ive been rather caught up in school, but how are you doing?

Can I have a muffin? :D

I found the world's greatest cupcake. Check my blog :P

Life is like that.

Some days you eat the Muffin, some days the Muffins catch and eat you...

im back love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARGH.

IMMA PIRATE.

ARGH. WHERE IS THE TREASURE.

Also, inb4asspiratejoke.

I am the one after your booty, remember? :3

Okay fine don't.

See if I care.

*sniff*

I didn't know your booty was so popular. xP

Well only I do.

Probably since I don't really have a weapon to convince you to give me your treasure.

Hi diddley ho, neighbourino!

I saw you on 2fort sunrise :D